18) Falling in Love...
So Mr Amazing hasn't appeared just yet in 2012 so I have been taking some proactive steps to increase my odds of finding him. I thought, Alison, this is easy, just go where men like to hang out...and then it occured to me: Men LOVE to wash their cars. ALL THE TIME. They love it! Must be something about the powerful hoses but anyways, GENIUS!
So I've been creeping at our local carwash. Best $2 you can spend to vacc the interior whilst strategically placing your car for best vantage point to view the men washing their cars.
THe only thing wrong with the plot, it why would I need to actually engage with these hotties while they are washing? "Um, hey there, nice car?" "So you car is shiny?". Perhaps I'll just have to resort to short shorts, my small talk sure wasn't winning any Pultzer prizes that's for sure. :)
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